Posted 16 hours ago

nowhere-inparticular:

I found noidonthaveatumblr’s nightmare.

(Source: feel-insane)

Posted 1 day ago

cosmo sex tip #669

nowhere-inparticular:

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

What happens when he’s like:

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Posted 1 day ago
nowhere-inparticular:

I was really upset that this hadn’t been made yet. So…I made it.
From this video. (x)

nowhere-inparticular:

I was really upset that this hadn’t been made yet. So…I made it.

From this video. (x)

Posted 1 day ago

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

image

hun

Posted 1 day ago

Take California.

Make six states.

See pluribus ruin ‘em.

That’s a poem called “Recipe for Disaster” by Carole Cooper, who was one of nearly 1,000 people who submitted to this year’s Op-Ed poetry pages. Read some of the best poems here. (via latimes)
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago
ursulavernon:

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

Oh god, Sleipnir is a moose.
IT’S WHAT WE’VE ALWAYS FEARED.

ursulavernon:

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

Oh god, Sleipnir is a moose.

IT’S WHAT WE’VE ALWAYS FEARED.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

slammedbrochurecars:

1969 Volvo P1800S

Original.

volvo could have kept making cars look this good

but

you know